Person 1: Severus Snape needs a haircut!
Person 2: Have some sympathy for the poor guy, he could have been the daddy to the boy-who-lived!
Person 2: Have some sympathy for the poor guy, he could have been the daddy to the boy-who-lived!
by Sevvie Snape May 1, 2011
by The Ravenclaw Seeker May 7, 2004
Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.
by *The one who stole his virtue* October 23, 2003
Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.
Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!
Snape: No, I am your father!
Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!
Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!
Snape: No, I am your father!
Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!
Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by hgdslkhg January 27, 2011
The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3
Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"
by i_like_satanic_black_metal May 14, 2020
the sexiest man alive (more handsome than gilderoy lockhart), he is clever, dark and mysterious and my husband.
by sophie January 2, 2004
The potions professor in hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Portrayed by Alan Rickman with his gorgeous voice.
Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew with his undying love for liky meaning he spent the rest of his life spying until death brought him peace. He is head of slytherin house but has the loyalty of a hufflepuff , the brains of a ravenclaw , the cunning of a Slytherin and the bravery and heart of a Gryffindor.
He wore black for the rest of his life to show mourning for the loss of his friend and love lily. The first sentence he spoke to her son had the hidden meaning of I deeply regret Lily's death. He died in the line of avenging her but his legacy lives on in Harry's youngest son Albus severus.
Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew with his undying love for liky meaning he spent the rest of his life spying until death brought him peace. He is head of slytherin house but has the loyalty of a hufflepuff , the brains of a ravenclaw , the cunning of a Slytherin and the bravery and heart of a Gryffindor.
He wore black for the rest of his life to show mourning for the loss of his friend and love lily. The first sentence he spoke to her son had the hidden meaning of I deeply regret Lily's death. He died in the line of avenging her but his legacy lives on in Harry's youngest son Albus severus.
by Ebony riddle July 17, 2015