Seventeen

A magazine directed towards teenagers- particularly girls- and is intended to turn them into sluts. If looked at by a normal person, it will probably make them want to kill someone as it is incredibly dumb and consists of nothing educational.

Person 1: Hey just picked up a copy of Seventeen!

Person 2: So this is how I die.

by The Xbox Controller January 20, 2013

seventeen

a fucking banger

(song by rich brian)

guy 1: hey man did u hear seventeen by rich brian?
guy 2: yeah mate it was a fuckin banger

by Shitpecker August 23, 2018

seventeensexual

someone who is attracted at seventeen and will do anything to meet them . even if they need to sell their best friend .

person 1 : im gay , hbu ?
person 2 : im seventeensexual

*credit to @taehyungsexual

by woozi's fluff cheeck October 24, 2020

seventeen year old standard

1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.

2. A Blow Job.

"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"

"He should teach me how to pedo."

by AdoboPro January 7, 2012

Seventeen

Seventeen Is A Crew From A Small Town And They Are Trying To Spread The Word Like An STD.

Guy 1: Seventeen! You Won't!!

Guy 2: Huh??

Guy 1: Seventeen All Day Son!!

Guy 2: Ohh Okay... Seventeen!! I Will!

by SeventeenWIBCJS April 29, 2011

Seventeen year old man

A seventeen year old male human. A term that sexually enlightened people use and it is the right term according to the teen liberation movement.

John is a seventeen year old man.

by Deep blue 2012 August 19, 2010

seventeen thouand billgillion

Is where Big Papa Fucks Little Papa.

Shane i will "seventeen thouand billgillion" you!

by Nerdy Blockhead February 28, 2017