Jail-bate.
Boy 1: What you think about that Selena Gomez?
Boy 2: She's Jail-bate, gotta wait a few more years to wear her out.
Boy 2: She's Jail-bate, gotta wait a few more years to wear her out.
by NUTONYOU September 27, 2009
another all-purpose Disney star (singing, acting, screwing all the managers and actors, writers, producers, pretty much anyone that would help her claw her way to the top) who was supposed to be the next Miley Cyrus,but she was only in the Disney spotlight for like 5 minutes before Demie Lavato came into the picture and booted her out.
fuck, theyr all the same, see if I give a shit about it.
fuck, theyr all the same, see if I give a shit about it.
doucher one:Hey, did you hear the new Selena Gomez song?
doucher two:omg no, Im all about Demey Lavoto now, shes so pretty, and you can barely even tell that her chin is the size of uranus!
doucher three:what about Miley Cyrus...?
doucher two:ew no one likes that poser anymore!
sensical person:FUCK!! THEYR ALL FUCKING POSERS! YOU CANT BE A HAPPY LITTLE DISNEY STAR AND WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH AND ALSO BE A "ROCKER"!! THEYR ALL SCREWING THEYR WAY TO THE TOP ANYWAY!
doucher two:omg no, Im all about Demey Lavoto now, shes so pretty, and you can barely even tell that her chin is the size of uranus!
doucher three:what about Miley Cyrus...?
doucher two:ew no one likes that poser anymore!
sensical person:FUCK!! THEYR ALL FUCKING POSERS! YOU CANT BE A HAPPY LITTLE DISNEY STAR AND WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH AND ALSO BE A "ROCKER"!! THEYR ALL SCREWING THEYR WAY TO THE TOP ANYWAY!
by xxRockyourfaceoffxx February 16, 2009
A multitalented, rich and unbothered queen. Has an outstanding album named Revival which deserved a Grammy and a song named Fetish which is the meaning of pop perfection. She has a genuine and a pure heart as she donates many money and is constantly helping the world to be a better place. Right now she is being lazy as Selenators have been waiting 3 years for the new era.. Selena sweetie we’re waiting. Also has the cutest smile and carries the Bible everywhere with her
Selena Gomez is a legend
by SkinnyBTS September 19, 2018
A attention needing whore who says she has depression and will have them for ever so she won’t be a good wife or girlfriend and because she is Anoying too.if ur name is selena gomez you can just be successful by using other people to get attention other way you won’t be successful and if your middle name is marie ohh ....i wouldn’t even try to get successful by yourself......
by XeniaBelaob February 8, 2018
by jernvds November 23, 2018
N.) A gorgeous young teen star on Disney channel, known as Alex Russo on Wizards of Waverly Place. Also Dating Justin Bieber. Born July 22, 1992.
V.) To pull a Selena Gomez. To state that someone is like an older or younger brother or sister to you to hide the fact that you are dating that person.
Can also be an adv.
V.) To pull a Selena Gomez. To state that someone is like an older or younger brother or sister to you to hide the fact that you are dating that person.
Can also be an adv.
N) OMG IT'S SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER! GET AN AUTOGRAPH! I WISH I WAS JUST LIKE HER. HER HAIR IS AMAZING!
V) Girl: "Yeah he's like an older brother to me (:"
Girl #2: "Are you pulling a Selena Gomez?"
Girl: "Fine.. We're dating."
Girl #2: "That's what I thought."
ADV) "I'm gonna pull a Selena Gomez to hide our relationship."
V) Girl: "Yeah he's like an older brother to me (:"
Girl #2: "Are you pulling a Selena Gomez?"
Girl: "Fine.. We're dating."
Girl #2: "That's what I thought."
ADV) "I'm gonna pull a Selena Gomez to hide our relationship."
by ObessedwOreos July 12, 2011
she is a sweet,rich and famous but people still try to hate on her like they cant find any good reasons like they say she is only known as Justin biebers ex but you have a Hailey profile make it makes sense. She hasn't done anything racist.You might say she isnt the best singer and i agree but that doesn't give you a reason to hate her.She is a really good person with good intentions she was the youngest UNICEF ambassador.She gave her platform away to black people so their voices can be heard. She is always putting petitions and reminders of things going on in the world on her social medias.She also raises awearsness on her platform.Sure she has made mistakes but everyone does she is human.
person 1: i hate Selena Gomez
me : why
person 1: she's racist
me : how do you know
person 1 i dont know......
me : thats what i thought.
me : why
person 1: she's racist
me : how do you know
person 1 i dont know......
me : thats what i thought.
by jackson mcill August 21, 2020