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smegway

A portmanteau of smeg and segway. essentially a dick, but a dirty dick.
"when you wake up and ride a smegway, you know"
by Brinkcokk November 9, 2017
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Phil Selway

the phenomenally talented drummer for the band Radiohead
for proof that drummers are more than just timekeepers, check out Phil Selway's playing in "Pyramid Song".
by EonBlue987 January 25, 2009
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swegway

"swegway" is the name given to small two wheeled motorized vehicles, which are a cross between a traditional skateboard and a Segway. There are many different brands of swegway, such as the IO Hawk and MonoRover R2, but most of them are produced in one factory in China and are then licensed to these companies.

It is widely believed that the term "swegway" to describe these vehicles originated from the YouTube gaming group "The Sidemen", who frequently feature the "swegway" in their videos. While the scooters have been featured in many other YouTube videos, they are usually referred to either the Brand name of the particular vehicle or just an "electric scooter".

One of the most important features of a swegway is the ability to master its use quickly. Most people who own a swegway state that within a day of using the device they can be confident in riding it.

Swegways can be found online anywhere between $220 and $2000, depending on the brand.
Person 1: "Have you seen how cool those swegways are?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my friend bought one the other day! It's pretty cool!"
by OptiMegaCell June 29, 2015
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dildo swegway

If your feeling horny and wanna get somewhere nice and quick then get yourself a dildo swegway. The dildo swegway is fit with a 18 inch dildo that acts like a joystick. It's just like the 'hoverboard' but you control its movements by leaning and grinding.
Bf: Hey babe I'm gonna have to skip the sex we planned

GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!
by Dildo Swegway July 17, 2018
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seaways

Originally a cheat code in GTA Vice City. Common joke or phrase used when getting into a Kia K5 car and the GPS bugs out and shows the car driving in the sea.
Bruh firas why are we in the sea. Type SEAWAYS shabab quick before we sink. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by AceOnFlames November 24, 2021
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selway

Selway was not born but put on this Earth to torture all of humanity...it is.. SATAN!
by Sackmachine January 12, 2010
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sebway

The best boi can’t feel anything physically or emotionally so best boi.
by Sebway24 May 2, 2021
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