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Seasonal Twilight - AKA Seattle Twilight 

Those grey weeks when the sun is not seen, due to its low position in the sky and continual cloud cover.
In Seattle, we have nautical, civil, astronomical and seasonal twilight - AKA Seattle Twilight.

seasonal alcoholic 

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.
Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"
seasonal alcoholic by shoot2grill January 17, 2016

seasonal affective gay 

The syndrome that occurs when the new onset of cool fall weather causes a gay person to become extra snuggly/touch-feely. Lesbians are particularly affected by SAG.
Sara: Mmmm, pumpkin spice.....uh, why are you putting your hand up my shirt? We're in public.
Jill: Sorry! Every fall I get a bad case of seasonal affective gay.

seasonal penis

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

Seasonal release 

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.
Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
Seasonal release by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Seasonal Fruits 

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!