scud 

Missile produced by the Soviet Union. It was made famous by the Gulf War, not because it hit some targets, but because of how many it missed. It is completely unguided.

"SCUD" stands for "Soviet Constructed Uselessly Deployed"

scud by Galloping Ghost June 14, 2005

scud 

A poo that is blown out of your rectum at suck force that it usually makes a speckled mark on the porcelain or breaks your toilet.

Is also a more impressive party trick when you rip your anus.

"WOW DUDE! Thats a A+ scud and look you even made red dots"
"I know man I'm sure to be the most popular boy in school now."

scud by Jimms October 18, 2007

scud 

A measure

A scud is much more than a scittering but less than a load,this learned measuring system is used mainly by land based trades mostly in the use of gravels and such aggregates and also at the chippy at dinner time when you go to the chippy and get a scud 'o' chips.

scud by Oaksey66 February 5, 2010

SCUD 

Its when you are reciving oral sex and you rip ass

Remember that bitch I picked up last night? Well I gave that bitch a SCUD!

SCUD by outlaw June 1, 2004

scud 

A large turd

i took a mad scudder today

scud by dirty rob February 24, 2003

Scud 

Playing with the immediate area around your ass hole and then wiping it on a friends upper lip, thus causing them to lick it or smell the 'SCUD'!!!

Darren scuds his army bum chums all the time!!!!

Scud by Retard March 10, 2005

scud 

To either dominate another person at someone or completely humiliate them.

"Damn, i just scudded all over you in that game!"

scud by idkwhat2put May 7, 2009