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School Bus

1) Long, Yellow Vehicle that is overcrowded, smelly, and Filled with drunk ass kids who will most likely blow up the damn thing while having parkour contests on the seats and yelling "DICK!" or "(Inset Name Here) is gay!" as they are transported to school.

3) Vehicle that contains these people:
The Fortniters: Usually 3 or 4 sixth graders that play Fortnite with volume on full blast. Fun to Watch. Favorite phrase seems to be "ur Trash!"
The Idiots: Majority of population, they do anything and everything dumb. DO NOT INTERACT!
The Teacher's Pet: that one kid who sits in the front, studies, and is probably hiding a machete in their bag. Either a friendly acquaintance or your worst enemy.
The Chill One: Usually only one kid who you talk to and is the only reason you havent already committed suicide. STICK WITH THEM, THEY ARE YOUR ONLY HOPE.
The Gossip Girls: Girls that always are talking about social media, their nails, and their hair. Usually the ones that initiate conversation with you and tell everyone who you like.
The Hot Chick: i know this one can only be recognised by straight males or lesbian females, but she is the one that is so amazing that she can turn a shit day into the best moment of your life. she is the one reason you are alive. There are some cons though, she's rarely on and your dumb friends already know you like her. Probably not in any of your classes either.
Teacher "describe your bus"
Kid "oh, my school bus? Ok. It's long, yellow, crowded, and filled with morons."
by Dragonborn13131 September 30, 2018
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School bus

It is a yellow 2mg xanax stick that is time released.
Yo i was on a school bus yesterday i don't remember what happened

Can i take a ride on the school bus bro?

I don't remember cursing out my teacher... "Dude you popped 2 school buses before class"
by gerThaBear September 8, 2013
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on the school bus

Isn't there a hilarious story about some dude out of Phish being on the school bus?
by ddggdd December 31, 2007
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School bus

I saw that yellow bus that comes everyday to take me to hell. Its the School bus
by LB- February 27, 2022
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School bus

When a Asian woman has 2 or more dicks inside her.
Jackie Ming is such a whore when she got school bused those two guys last night.
by RR's January 10, 2014
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The magic School bus.

A fictional show that's been around for awhile. The show is basically about a teacher with hair at least 10 feet and students that practically live on a magical school bus. What I mean is that the kids and the teacher Mrs.Frizzle only stay in the classroom for like 30 seconds and then they leave on the bus. They usually go in people, plants, etc. It's kinda like my bus with their conversations.
ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoOoOoO
by OofBanana January 4, 2019
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magic school bus

Person #1: dude, did you see Ms. Frizzle on the magic school bus yesterday.
Person #2: Yeah, I would like to tap that frizzle ass
Person #1: wait, why can't we?
Person #2: To the school bus!!
by kwhiz December 27, 2007
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