Schnoodle Noodle

German for dick snot.

That gap toothed bitch guzzled my schnoodle noodle. ja ja.

by Will.C....... October 22, 2007

Homeless schnoodle

The act of schnoodling with a homeless person while using a toilet paper tube and baked beans.

While at the Jersey shore I witnessed two men doing the homeless schnoodle, the sound was like pulling a duck from the mud.

by Bigtoasty66 July 29, 2021

Poo schnoodle

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.

Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"

by Andy Wallwork April 03, 2008

Schnoodle

A very large, limp penis.

Yo, have you seen that guy's schnoodle?

by Aggot-fe May 09, 2008

Stupid Schnoodle

Something you call your friend if he is a schnoodle and has been stupid from time to time.

Are you a stupid schnoodle? I think you're really dumb.

by John Cena081 August 12, 2017

Schnoodle Zoom

When a dog of the Schnoodle breed gets extremely excited and therefore has the uncontrollable urge to run as fast as it can throughout a given space until exhaustion.

Your dog Abbe is getting so excited! I bet she is going to do the Schnoodle Zoom.

by MPH1989 August 15, 2010

googling-schnoodling

The act of looking up some information on Google, but the information you are trying to Google is hard to describe in words that Google will understand and Google gives back a lot of pointless information in which you have to traverse through to find any useful information.

I was in the midst of some intense Googling-Schnoodling before I found what i was looking for.

by Googleutron3000 October 23, 2014