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schlomp

absolutely decimating some divine food. like food all over your mouth white girl pasta sauce face level eating.
look at that mf schlomp on that cake!”
by rpsirk November 26, 2023
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024
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zumborailop schlompa

zumborailop schlompa! you did a well shot
just say it meanless. like sims characters arguing each other.
gamerchumbo: heyya how'r ya?
me: good bro.
me: zumborailop schlompa.
by dingochumba July 14, 2022
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