Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

schlinniter

A derogatory term for a person who is a fan of youtuber / streamers Jschlatt and Tommyinnit.

Person 1: Hey! Tommyinnit just uploaded a video with Jschlatt!
Person 2: No one cares, shut up schlinniter.

by wilbursuitt May 7, 2021

schlongina

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.

Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"

by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011

schlifting

When one searches his/her apartment, dorm room, living room, etc. for left over amounts of soda, beer, etc. in left over cans and bottles strewn across the room.

I was so hung over I went schlifting through the old party cans scattered about my room

by Zeiek August 23, 2006

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

Schlongiopath

Someone who has a schlong social disorder.

A Schlongiopath is Someone who as a constant grandiose sense of self (JR). Feel entitle to sex has their right. Constant need for stimulation. Impulsive nature.

by charlotte loves nyc.exec August 5, 2009

schlingpflanze

Pronunciation (sh-ling-flahn-zuh)

German for creeper.

random person 1: wow you're such a schlingpflanze....
random person 2: a what?

by navy 78 June 1, 2010