Scarcited

A combination of excited and scared.
Specifically used for the first day of
school.

“She was scarcited for the first day of school”

by Oofy_294 May 5, 2023

Scarcity Rationalization

The ideological claim that resources are inherently and permanently insufficient to meet human needs, used to justify inequality, hoarding, and the exclusion of certain groups from access. It presents a contingent political choice—who gets what—as an immutable law of nature, framing greed as prudence and sharing as naive.

Example: "There just isn't enough to go around," said by a wealthy nation debating healthcare or housing, while immense wealth concentrates at the top. This scarcity rationalization masks artificial, politically-engineered scarcity (e.g., vacant investment properties, drug patents) to naturalize deprivation and defeat demands for redistribution.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Warble Scarcraft

1)
World of Warcraft, misheard

2)
When you hear things completely incorrect but it still parses in your brain

1)
A: Y'all play that Warble Scarcraft?
B: What the actual fuck is a warble scarcraft?
A: That game with the magic and the dwarves and orcs and the nolifers
B: Do you mean World of Warcraft!
A: Something like that, I think

2.

A: Hey, the juice is ready in nine minutes
B: I'm sorry what
A: The juice is ready in nine minutes
B: Oh... I heard something different.
A: What?
B: I thought you said the Jews did 9/11
A: What the fuck kind of warble scarcraft is that
B: Idk dude it sounded super fucked and I was concerned

by AnActualRadical April 1, 2021

Mis-scarriage

A woman so scared she has a Mis-scarriage.

. noun
related verb
to miscarry

A pregnant woman had a Mis-scarriage while watching the horror movie

by Ess4 September 10, 2025

Theory of Constructed Scarcity

The principle that many situations of "scarcity"—not having enough of something—are man-made, not natural. It happens when access to an abundant or sufficiently producible resource is artificially restricted through control, hoarding, legal barriers, or designed obsolescence. The scarcity of the resource is a constructed condition to drive up its value, create competition, and maintain power for those who control the supply. Diamonds aren't rare; their scarcity is carefully constructed by cartels.

Example: "The concert sold out in minutes, but suddenly hundreds of tickets appeared on resale sites at 5x the price. That's the Theory of Constructed Scarcity. The digital tickets weren't physically scarce; their availability was artificially constricted by bots and platform rules to create a desperate market. The 'shortage' was a profitable fiction built by code and scalpers, not by an actual lack of seats."

by Abzu Land January 31, 2026