Scanner Pubes

Specks of dust that show up on a image that was scanned into a computer. Commonly occurs when a dusty flatbed scanner is used to scan film or photographs. Also commonly referred to as just "Pubes".

Can air that flatbed mang, you don't want all those scanner pubes in your in your pics.

by editviewgo January 9, 2010

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

scabongled

To be completely removed from usual existence. Usually after taking a large amount of magic mushroom, LSD, marijuana etc and entering the astral plane of immaterialness
One may achieve nirvana or melt themselves
AKA Shpongled

Geezer 1: What has happened to Dave mate?
Geezer 2: He's not with us anymore, he's ScaBongled

Geezer 1: Ahahah what a shlad

by KingCharms October 6, 2020

Scanner

A person who is moderately attractive. Between 5-7 on the Richter scale.

I hooked up with a scanner on the weekend, she was alright

by russianchegwin July 28, 2022

'scarnon

Shortened version of the greeting "What's going on?"

"'scarnon, Macka?"

"Hey mate, 'scarnon?"

by Katie Murphy June 29, 2006

Scanny

(Net Jargon: for nerds)Not real. Something strange. A scan of something.

This tagg is fuckin scanny.

by K-wise March 13, 2003

scannelled

to be owned, to be owned in particular anyone with the name scannell, a very unpleasant confrontation with a scannell in which you are owned

Jon: pound it Steve
(Jon and Steve pound it)
Scannell: Hunter stop fighting!
Hunter: What?
Steve: You've just been scannelled

by Steve February 8, 2005