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Surrogate

A surrogate is a substitute.
A surrogate man/boyfriend/husband is a lot like a substitute teacher. The husband/teacher gets sick and the surrogate, like the substitute wonders what the fuck am I doing here and how do I teach these kids anything they're not mine? The surrogate is a lot like the substitute teacher who can't pronounce your name, everybody who meets a surrogate wants the real teacher/husband/man/boyfriend back quick.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2018
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San Francisco is a city of approximately 7 x 7 square miles, bounded to the East and North by the San Francisco bay, to the West by the Pacific Ocean, and to the South by the Peninsula.

It is considered by many to be a beautiful city filled with the charm of foggy hilly streets, old Victorian homes, a thriving modern downtown and an eclectic mix of people living in approximately 27 distinct neighborhoods, including a decade old Chinese community.
San Francisco is 7 x 7 square miles, and is often referred to by it's inhabitants as "49 square miles surrounded by reality"
by Uffish Thought February 22, 2011
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Surrogate Boyfriend

A male friend that a girl uses as her pretend boyfriend to get away from an annoying guy in a club or bar situation when she is single or her significant other is not present.
Amanda: Oh no, this annoying guy keeps following me around trying to talk to me, could you be my surrogate boyfriend for a minute?
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.
by NeonDancer October 20, 2009
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moist surround

The snatch, pussy, twat, cunt, etc.
Damn, I'd like to get into her moist surround.
by Salty Skillz July 29, 2008
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surrogate husband

a close male friend who takes place of the real husband when he is away
Dale was my surrogate husband while Nick was in Vegas
by Nick Giardina August 24, 2007
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Snurrow

To simultaneously "snuggle" and "burrow" into someone. Frequently employed when you are so filled with joy, love, and contentment, that you cannot get close enough to the other person. This action results in a happy and safe nap.
I cannot wait to snurrow with Colleen tomorrow morning.

Snurrowing has become our favorite past-time-- forget hobbies.

We snurrowed together after our first date.
by CamelsHumpVT June 24, 2011
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Surrogate Felch Baby

The same as a felch baby, but instead you suck it out and blow the used semen into another female for the purpose of knockin' the bitch up.
by anarchistcookbook February 23, 2012
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