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safari bong

"Safari bong" is a term used to describe packing the cone piece with bits of weed found all over the house/flat.
This can include: The floor, old baggies, scraping through ash and other spots where weed crumbs may fall. It gets the name "Safari bong" because packing a "Safari bong" is an expedition and most importantly an adventure. An adventure that may cause distress, damage, but most importantly.. gets you really high.

A Safari bong is not something that is NOT done for fun, but only when one is really desperate for a bong. We respect others that make Safari bongs and do not judge or discriminate the level of disparity one must have to create such a concoction. Always contribute to someones safari bong if you can.
Bro: Dude what are you doing on your hands and knees?
Legend: Just getting together a Safari Bong, bro. All out of weed.
Bro: I've got some old crumbs in my drawer if you want to try and get those?
Legend: Thanks man, I'll check that after I get all this fluff out of the weed
by Benjiboi420 June 16, 2017
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Sleepy Safari

1. (n.) An event in which two (2) or more persons willingly adventure on a nap.

2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.
1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.

2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"
by Mister Pencil January 20, 2009
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Sabareesh

Sabareesh. A guy who is wanted by most girls and will reject all of them. Wanted by many. Deserved by few. A name of indian origins.
Why you acting like you are a sabareesh
by Fistofgod412 February 16, 2019
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hinky safari

..an event, job, date, that gets screwed-up, not what is was supposed to be...
...i gotta tell ya kati..this thing turned into nothing more than a hinky safari...
by timothy h. smith June 28, 2008
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noob safari

a term refering to there being a bunch of noobs in one given location.

Or, an insult (with very little supporting evidence) suggesting that if you were on safari, you would shoot that person.

Coined by "Smiley". It was originally a Halo game where one team of greater skill would ride in Warthogs and assault the noobs on ground who only carried pistols.
Porthos: Dude, this place is a noob safari.

Smiley: Dude, stop being such a noob safari.
by Craigward January 27, 2007
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Safari Style

Safari Style is a sexual position that is a variation of the "doggy style" position.

Safari Style starts with the female being on all fours and the male inserting himself from behind. As he penetrates the female, he leans over her and breathes heavily and grunts into the female's ear, mimicking that of a lion in the desert.
She told me she liked it rough, so we did it Safari Style.
by TK Slaaaya July 14, 2010
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Walmart safari

A journey inside a Walmart store, usually in the middle of the night, to see all the weirdos, rejects, freaks of nature, and social outcasts that shop there that don't want or need to be seen in broad daylight.

Walmart safari weirdo shopping social reject social outcast freak of nature
Guy: Dude I'm bored. Let's go on a Walmart safari!
by TFfan92 October 16, 2014
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