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Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010
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Sasquatched

To be fooled or pranked by an obvious hoax or episode of shenanigans, as demonstrated by the musical comedy "Sasquatched! The Musical" www.sasquatched.com
"It's not Bigfoot . . . it’s the bar owner and his wife! We’ve been SASQUATCHED!"
by MadHatter63 April 22, 2013
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Sasquatch Kiss

When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.
Why does he have pink eye?" "I gave him a sasquatch kiss last night after he passed out.
by mexican hooka productions April 4, 2011
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Sasani

Sasani is one of those people who you need in your life to help you maintain balance and fun

She's outgoing, but hides it behind her cleverness and integrity. She enjoys laughing but anger her and you've gotten yourself a one way ticket to hell.

Nevertheless Sasani will always be a friend that you can depend on for anything and everything. The sweetest, most valuable friend you will most likely ever have.

She's sassy, adventurous yet quiet and regal too. Never let a friend like this go because you will regret it forever. She's the best thing that you can have in your life at any given moment. Cherish her, love her and be there for her when she needs it and she will never ever let you down.
"Sasani...tthe greatest person in the world"
by KitCatKandy April 5, 2015
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sasquatch

The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.
Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents....Messin' With Sasquatch.
by The Gun Monkey November 7, 2015
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Horny Sasquatch

The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.

Guy: Yea, how'd you do?

Dude: I got about 20 pints!

Guy: Awsome!

Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
by FidelAC April 28, 2010
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sasan

The sexiest , handsome and most powerful Persian man you will ever meet in your life. he is a true lover & great kisser by the way he lives a fuck yes life cause he is gentleman by day and Donjuan by night .
look girls look at that guy , he is (sasan) never ending fun
by persiaaaprince January 23, 2020
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