Samu

samu is a shy girl but easy to talk you
Likes boys a lot and has a very beautiful smile

Enjoys her space and always want to fit in , has a good heart but can be sassy at times , falls really hard and take time to heal

Samu : I really like boys

by Martin12334 November 22, 2021

Patrick Samu

he live sin romania and hes really very quite cool

i love patrick samu

by ilovepatricksamu March 29, 2022

Samu

Short fat man that steals

Man : look hes stealing a bike
Man 2 : Hes a real samu

by Zaxxo March 26, 2018

Samu

The best twitter user to ever exist who stans the greatest player and goalkeeper of all time, David De Gea. Dembele is a no-no.

Is that Samu? Damn, he reps the greatest goalkeeper of all time.

by Goatwoodhive July 1, 2021

Samu

A man who will always be with his baby mama . Don’t waste your time sis !

Damn samu back with his baby mama !

by tammybensen January 29, 2020

Samuelis Wardis

A rare species of exotic bird commonly found around military barracks and often places of alcoholic consumption. Known to walk with an awkward gait and occasionally makes loud screeching sounds in combination with flapping in the presence of a female. While on the flip side, interest in females is demonstrated with a strange "bobbing" of his long head and neck that is distinct. Conversations with said females are both minimal and often inconsequential. Water is regarded as a foreign substance, the diet consists of Jack Daniels and toasted croissants.

"Look at that Samuelis Wardis attempting a mating dance over there, poor fellow"
"The poor Samuelis Wardis has no skills with the woman and has the inability to defend himself unless inebriated"

by OsamaBinPapa September 10, 2019

Samu

Samu is the kid in the group who cares too much about his hair

Me: look at samu with that hair
Friend: yeah it took him 2 hourse today

by Anonymous. JB October 12, 2019