A rare species of exotic bird commonly found around military barracks and often places of alcoholic consumption. Known to walk with an awkward gait and occasionally makes loud screeching sounds in combination with flapping in the presence of a female. While on the flip side, interest in females is demonstrated with a strange "bobbing" of his long head and neck that is distinct. Conversations with said females are both minimal and often inconsequential. Water is regarded as a foreign substance, the diet consists of Jack Daniels and toasted croissants.
"Look at that Samuelis Wardis attempting a mating dance over there, poor fellow"
"The poor Samuelis Wardis has no skills with the woman and has the inability to defend himself unless inebriated"
"The poor Samuelis Wardis has no skills with the woman and has the inability to defend himself unless inebriated"
by OsamaBinPapa September 10, 2019

by Zaxxo March 26, 2018

The best twitter user to ever exist who stans the greatest player and goalkeeper of all time, David De Gea. Dembele is a no-no.
by Goatwoodhive July 1, 2021

by tammybensen January 29, 2020

samu is a shy girl but easy to talk you
Likes boys a lot and has a very beautiful smile
Enjoys her space and always want to fit in , has a good heart but can be sassy at times , falls really hard and take time to heal
Likes boys a lot and has a very beautiful smile
Enjoys her space and always want to fit in , has a good heart but can be sassy at times , falls really hard and take time to heal
by Martin12334 November 22, 2021

by demolisher2005 July 2, 2019

A person who, for reasons unknown has been given the name Samu, is often a finnish mariner, who likes to search his name on the internet to find funny traits about his personality, which more often than not is too much to describe on a single page of and internet dictionary
Hey! Have you seen Samu? I swear I could’ve heard him speak! (Samus are often known for their extraordinary loud voices)
by Iliketodefinenames November 21, 2021
