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Samuelis Wardis

A rare species of exotic bird commonly found around military barracks and often places of alcoholic consumption. Known to walk with an awkward gait and occasionally makes loud screeching sounds in combination with flapping in the presence of a female. While on the flip side, interest in females is demonstrated with a strange "bobbing" of his long head and neck that is distinct. Conversations with said females are both minimal and often inconsequential. Water is regarded as a foreign substance, the diet consists of Jack Daniels and toasted croissants.
"Look at that Samuelis Wardis attempting a mating dance over there, poor fellow"
"The poor Samuelis Wardis has no skills with the woman and has the inability to defend himself unless inebriated"
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Samu

Man : look hes stealing a bike
Man 2 : Hes a real samu
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Samu

The best twitter user to ever exist who stans the greatest player and goalkeeper of all time, David De Gea. Dembele is a no-no.
Is that Samu? Damn, he reps the greatest goalkeeper of all time.
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Samu

A man who will always be with his baby mama . Don’t waste your time sis !
Damn samu back with his baby mama !
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Samu

samu is a shy girl but easy to talk you
Likes boys a lot and has a very beautiful smile

Enjoys her space and always want to fit in , has a good heart but can be sassy at times , falls really hard and take time to heal
Samu : I really like boys
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samus maximus

He is a true meme lord who everyone loves, but no homo
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Samu

A person who, for reasons unknown has been given the name Samu, is often a finnish mariner, who likes to search his name on the internet to find funny traits about his personality, which more often than not is too much to describe on a single page of and internet dictionary
Hey! Have you seen Samu? I swear I could’ve heard him speak! (Samus are often known for their extraordinary loud voices)
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