samsara and isaac

The two people in your friend group who are in love and won't do crap about it. Everyone's always talking about and everyone ships it... but they're too lazy, scared, or some other crap excuse. They probably also have a really cute ship.

Samsara: Omg! Isaac is so funny. Friend: Just ask him out, it's 2017.
Samsara: I'm scared. What if he doesn't like me. Friend: Everyone knows he likes you.
Friend 2: Whatcha' talking 'bout? Friend: Samsara and Isaac. Can theyplease date?

by sexy.beasts.and.salad April 24, 2017

sasoriswife

Sasoriswife is a person, she's so hot and sexy everyone wants to be her mutual. She also has the best takes and is super famous honestly she should dominate the world

"Ayo you mutuals sasoriswife?"

"Yes bro!"

"BRO you a goat fr 😵"

by ilikecum March 29, 2021

samforever

Awesome guy, you're lucky to be friends with him. And he will never betray you.

Person 1 : samforever is a very nice guy
Person 2 : false

by Robert Blarg November 12, 2022

Samford

1) University in Birmingham, AL
2) Nexus of Old South money
3) Center of Madison Avenue Christianity
4) Land of beauty queens

1) Yeah, I go to Samford. Not STANford, SAMford...in Alabama.
2) I think every male since my great grandfather Rev. Billy Bob Beeson has gone to Samford.
3) My tattoo's in hebrew, it means "Beloved," and it totally matches the earrings that I just got from Yurman!
4) Are you kidding? I'd never leave the House without pearls, heels, and hairspray!

by almostgradjeeated February 2, 2009

samsonite

When someone you'd usually find blindingly hot, Usually female, has so much baggage that it obscures their hottness.

Yeah she looks good and all, but pure samsonite.

by yungn8r June 8, 2008

samson pile

This is the pile which to throw people that are undesirable for dating, such as girls that get upset about porn.

Well, after a couple of dates, I decided to throw her into the samson pile.

by omfgsnakes August 25, 2006

Samson

He´s so nice and funny. He brightens people´s day every time you talk to him. When he falls for people, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn't know for 30 seconds. He´s is soo cute. yes, he has his flaws but you don't care. He's too adorable. He does dip (tobacco) and he is tall. At least you think that. You´ll hate to lose him in your life. He has changed it forever now that you´ve met him.

Girl 1: ¨Look, it´s Samson. He´s adorable.¨
Girl 2: ¨Yeah, and he´s mine.¨
Girl 1: ¨No, he´s mine!¨
Girl 2: ¨NO MINE!!¨
Girl 1: ¨MINE!¨
*Girl 1 & 2 start fighting*

by Derpy_Cat April 25, 2019