Sargasm

Sarcasm done by none other than Sargon!

Guy 1: I don't like your sarcasm.
Sargon: It's called Sargasm and deal with it!

by SJFive0 March 7, 2010

sangasm

An extreme amount of pleasure that only Sanjaya Malakar can bring upon a person.

As I looked at the picture, I could feel a sangasm comign up.

by Sarah Demarest May 21, 2007

Sargasm

(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short).
(n) an eruption of sarcasm.

No baby, I never talk to my exes. (Sargasm)

That chick is FUCKIN HOT...No dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. Hit that shit. (Sargasm)

Me and my wife never argue.
Dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.

by Ziriken June 10, 2010

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

Sargasm

An orgasm due to too much sarcasm.

Brad you have to stop, you are too funny. I'm about to have a sargasm 👅🔥

by Jwiggles April 21, 2019

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm. A fake orgasm.

You're not even good enough to give me a sargasm

by Pettyswap September 12, 2020

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010