Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

by Space Freak January 2, 2012

Salmon Sandwhich

a choad, or someone who uses words in strange ways - usually an Aaron.

Aaron: "Woah dudes, gotta watch out for that cunnilingus of the butthole."
Non-Aaron: "C'mon man, you're a salmon sandwhich!"

by SloZZilla March 6, 2018

Salmon slapper

When you stretch your partners vagina lips out so far that she slaps you with her pussy lips

Brandon: Yeah, we did the salmon slapper last night
Jake: No way!

by Chitlins May 26, 2021

Salmon Slapper

The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion

You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids

by GlonkySalmon June 6, 2022

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

Salmon Swirl

1)When salmon is ground up in a blender and placed in a funnel leading into a woman's vagina

2)When a salmon is shoved into a girl's vagina and it is whipped and swirled around for fun

"It was prom night and after weeks of anticipation, Nancy let Chester salmon swirl her."

"Man, that girl was such a ho! I just rung the door bell and she pulled me inside and begged me for a salmon swirl."

"Wendy! I can't salmon swirl you if you don't have the blender and spoon! Augh!"

by Bubbie "Thunder" McTaco January 11, 2008

Salmon Snatch

A hoe who has a pussy with fiery red hair covering her crotch.

"Haha, Sally has a salmon snatch!"
"Smelly Sally has a salmon snatch!"

by Gravox June 11, 2006