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Salad Fingers

this is a cartoon about the insane and the battle for sanity if u watch his puppets are him well diffrent aspects of him.

Hubert CUmberdale: Him when he commits offel acts taste like soot and poo
Margery Steward Baxter: little girl he killed and ate notice he says u taste of Sunshine Dust, on the oven there is a sun he cooked the girl and ate her, well hubert cumberdale did his split personality
Fisher: is him the normal him fighting the great battle for sanity
Rusty Spoon: the anker to sanity when he has the spoon he is normal
Facuets: water wash's the filth and bad thoughts away
Number 22: canablistic Number
ill post more later on there is alot of messages in the films u need to be mentaly ill to find them all. if u have any questions or comments e-mail me at Security@jatt.com

Salad Fingers Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"
Salad Fingers: Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"
Salad Fingers by XxGerMxX September 4, 2008
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salad fingers

Salad fingers is a mentally ill man who lives in some sort of wasteland / refuge for the insane. his only companions are his equaly crazy neighbors and a few sock puppets. He enjoys the feel of rusty metals and that has replaced sex in his psyche. He probally got his name from noting that his fingers were solid and confused it with "salad".
Salad fingers: "I love the feeling of rusty spoons, it's almost orgasmic"
salad fingers by Crackymcsmacky October 4, 2005

Salad fingers

A man with incredibly long, skinny, disgusting fingers.
"Dang, Glenn is really such a salad fingers."
"Dude, you let him touch you? Gross!"
Salad fingers by picklegorl September 8, 2018

salad fingers

One who embodies the definition of creepy; one who caresses things in a creepy manner.
P: i caressed it
L: you are such a salad fingers
salad fingers by margerine January 1, 2007

salad fingers

a weird disturbed man that likes rust and spoons. Created by david firth, a cartoonist that does LSD. Weird fellow=weird cartoons.
salad fingers by enter September 4, 2005

salad fingers

I heard its whut a guy saw when he was tripping on acid and turned it into a flash cartoon
salad fingers by Totototokok April 7, 2005

salad fingers

A demented man with the voice of an old woman who gains sexual pleasure from caressing spoons, preferably rusty. Salad fingers, in some unamaginably unamaginable way, is made of salad. He was created by a miserable lump of meaningless, waist of meat, named David Firth, who, without knowing, rules the Universe. He makes me happy. I eat asians. Goodbye you shit.
salad fingers by Pisshead February 16, 2005