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Rusty Jones

slang, verb (Rus-tee-Jonz)

The act of spraying another's undercarriage with semen or other bodily discharge, leaving a protective coating.
I pulled out of Jane and proceeded to give her a Rusty Jones.
by The Double D December 30, 2010
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Rusty Breadknife

A term used to express a very large disliking of a product or service, where one would rather cut their male appendage off with a Rusty Breadknife then use said product or service again.
Person 1: "Ah man, I just downloaded that awful Candy Crush game everyone seems to be play, I don't get it? It's shit!"

Person 2: "I know what you mean. I'd rather get a Rusty Breadknife..."
by CaptainNutSack August 20, 2013
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rusty sand wedge

1. A golf club, used for short shots and out of hazards (e.g., bunkers) in the sport of golf, which has acquired an oxidized patina or surface either artificially or in the course of its use.

2. A cunning reference to seemingly innocuous yet ultimately crude phrases, e.g.., rusty trombone, most often in conjunction with an apparent double entendre, often in mocking, tongue-in-cheek protest to the brackishness of the former.
1. Lots of golfers use a rusty sand wedge to increase spin and block glare.

2. I spent my afternoon slapping balls with a rusty sand wedge.
by Matthew Rotch September 30, 2017
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Rusty Bong

When a man is getting a blowjob and the partner lights their anal pubes with a lighter in the same fashion as lighting the weed on a bong
So me and my boyfriend were experimenting the other night and tried the rusty bong
by SlippyNipLewis February 18, 2018
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Rusty Shackleford

Alias used by the government paranoid Dale Gribble, Hank Hill's friend on the animated series 'King of the Hill'. He also claims to own Shackleford's birth certificate.
"No, wait! Rusty Shackleford wants a pizza!" - Dale Gribble
by AngeFaitore November 13, 2004
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rusty piggie

the act of inserting ones toe (piggy) into anothers anus. pref the big toe
sally squeeled as chad gave her the rusty piggie last night..she returned the favor with a rusty trombone.
by sqeelingpiggy69 June 24, 2009
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rusty file cabinet

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.
Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.
by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011
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