Runner's trots

When running long distances, you all of a sudden feel an extreme urge to poop and if you don't get to a toilet fast, you're probably going to poop your pants...bad! Runner's trots usually are a precursor to some nasty diarrhea.

Only a mile into the marathon, Jan got runner's trots and had to high-tail it to the nearest port-o-potty.

by no1justminda December 13, 2006

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Ridge Runner

In rural areas, the rough and rugged men, women and families from the backwoods, mountains and hills that produced and distributed alcohol products during the prohibition era. The men typically wore full beards and overalls. The women usually wore modest, full length dresses with hair up in a bun style. They usually spoke with a strong southern drawl. Loosely, the equivalent of hillbilly. Also called moonshiner.

My great granddad used to get his whiskey from a ridge runner that lived way up in the hills, where even the sheriff wouldn't go.

by ud1001 March 23, 2007

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Runner's Cough

When finishing a run, usually that of distance, it is common for a runner to cough. This may be due to a dry throat and dehydration. Gets it's name from "Smoker's cough" although they aren't usually related.

Person 1: *coughs*

Person 2: "You alright, Person 1?"

Person 1: "Yeah, I just have Runner's Cough."

by LAWLZATJ00 July 3, 2009

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Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.

Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".

by quesondriac December 4, 2010

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