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Reverse Rudolph

A Reverse Rudolph is when a person sits on a toilet so that they can simultaneously take a shit and do a line of cocaine off the tank lid. The etymology is derived from the red nose that occurs from both the effect of cold weather, and cocaine abuse.
“I think the guy in the bathroom was doing a Reverse Rudolph!”
by Miami_Ski_Team October 17, 2020
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Rodolfo

One of the most sweetest, most generous, most loving and caring person you will ever meet. A very competitive guy who will always go beyond his own limits to show others what he is truly capable of achieving. Rodolfo is a smart, kindhearted guy who is not afraid to stick up for those that he cares about. He puts up with a lot from others, but at the end of the day forgives them. Rodolfo gives great advice due to his rough past which he sometimes allows to haunt him.

When it comes to love, Rodolfo is in a completely different universe. If a Rodolfo shows great interest in you, do not throw the opportunity away because he is someone who will always be there for you. He will make sure that you're always happy, healthy, and safe. He has the ability to see through your fake smile when you tell him to not worry, that everything is fine, and that you are okay; knows when you're depressed. When he knows this, he'll say something only a sweetheart would say to try to cheer you up. A Rodolfo will set his heart out to the one he loves and is a ride or die guy. He only focuses on you, is very patient, and will wait for you to have mutual feelings. And you don't want to miss him when he's in bed with you and the mood is right because he'll make you scream while you're cumming and he's pounding away whilst passionately kissing you, and will make sure you come out of the bedroom with a big smile on your face ;)
her: Rodolfo has always been there for me unlike others, which is why I love and appreciate him
him: Maybe he's your soulmate that you've been looking for
her: He might be. We have so much in common even our personalities are lowkey the same
him: Better go tell him you love him now before it's too late
her: I think Rodolfo is mad at me and doesn't want to talk to me anymore
him: He always tells me how much he misses and loves you and how he wants you back in his life
her: Damn, Rodolfo is something else
by an_ace_for_base July 13, 2017
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Fishy Rudolph

When you finger a girl on her period and then wipe your bloody finger on her nose.
I was fingering this girl last night and she was on her period so I gave her a Fishy Rudolph.
by Biggie521 December 5, 2013
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rudolph pussy

a pussy that is pink and gets red after being seduced, a pussy that glows red of exhaustion
I left that girl with a rudolph pussy.
by uptown king December 28, 2009
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The Dirty Rudolph

That act of licking a girl's asshole (missionary) while she is menstruating.
The Dirty Rudolph

"She told me she couldn't have sex because she was on her rag, but I still went down on her Dirty Rudolph style..."
by Comeback_Kid March 11, 2009
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rudolph giuliani

Rudolph Giuliani, born May 28, 1944, is most widely known for being the mayor of New York City during the terrorist attacks of Sept 11, 2001. During his mayoralty, Giuliani also succeeded in drastically reducing violent crime in the city.

Rudy is officially running for the presidency of US, but it seems that the office he really wants is that of dictator. As reported in the New York Times, he said that people should give up their liberty and yield to government authority: "Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do."
"Rudolph Giuliani for Dictator 2008" -- fake campaign sign.
by Spar Xi November 6, 2007
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rudolfer

A texting professional. The power thumbs of a "Rudolfer" could save babies and kill Chuck Norris if properly applied.
Joe: Tap TAP tap TAP taptap.
John: Who are you texting?
Joe: Oh, im not texting im rewriting "The Great Gatsby" on my sidekick. And... done.
John: Dude, your such a Rudolfer.
by SoMe BoDY October 13, 2007
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