third-rounder

An ugly person, can be male or female. In reference to MMA (mixed martial arts) fights, which are typically scheduled for 3 five minute rounds. If the fight makes it to a decision, the fighters faces are often bloody and swollen.

Fred: I saw John last night at the bar.
Mick: Yeah did you guys throw some back?
Fred: Nah, he was already drunk and trying to hook up with a third-rounder. I think he took her home.

by Lambresi March 16, 2008

down rounder

Someone who rounds down when they should be rounding up.

Someone says, "You should get one, it's only $20!"

It's actually $29.95. He's a down rounder.

by sam neil patrick harris May 15, 2010

Bruce Rauner

The man who ended racism by drinking chocolate milk.

Fuck Obama man, I got my nigga Bruce Rauner!

by yuh skrt August 8, 2018

generous rounder

Someone who rounds up their dick size just for convenience. He would have a 3 inch but then round up to 4 and is basically 5 and 5 is basically 10. So he ends up with a 10 inch cock.

Kit: Josh how big is your willy
Josh: 7 inches
Everyone: Cap! He's such a generous rounder

by Dark Chocolat November 3, 2020

Router Rape

When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...

only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.

Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 14, 2010

runerocks

ores found in the MMORPG RuneScape, 2 rune rocks appear at high level wilderness often u will find them guarded by noob_unit a clan that owns in the very popular online game.

omfg i was mining rune ore at runerocks in high wilderness and got killed by nu members queen and baggins and i lost all my pixels OMG

by ukqueen June 25, 2009

Rodner

Rodner is that kind of person that is caring, he helps others even if others have done him wrong. He forgives people but he never forgets what they’ve done to him. He stands up for others when he needs to and he could be the littest person you know.

I can’t belive Rodner forgave me!!

by Mcxl May 7, 2018