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Syrian Rodent Bath

A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.
I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath
by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023
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prophylactic rodent

a punk band from Altlanta, GA
"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."
by ghylsain is a faggot September 16, 2003
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Cum Guzzling Rodent

A cum Guzzling Rodent is a name that You can call someone. Its rude and obnoxious but is great for when someones yelling at you. If you call the a Cum Guzzling Rodent, they are guaranteed to laugh, and you probably will too.
You are such a Cum Guzzling Rodent!

Shut up you Cum Guzzling Rodent!
by sarahisthebestpersonintheworld November 27, 2012
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The Wild Rodent

The wild rodent it a way to greet your friends informally. This is how you preform the wild rodent. First sit on you knees and move your head around. Then hop around whomever your doing it too. Then sniff them as you hoping.
I’m going to meet my friend and preform The Wild Rodent.
by Darth_Meow November 23, 2021
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Rodentism

An up and coming religion based on Rodent beliefs and faith. Founded on October 17 2021 in Dallas, Texas.
Rodentism has the potential to be a world domination.
by mr318360 June 19, 2023
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rodent

ilov e rodents i lolve rodnrts dso muchy rodents are so cool mm rodents i lovve tnem rats capybabra mous squirrrr el l guuinea pig rat mouse chinchilla rat i love rodents i am 9 years old from uk please send me emial i lvoe rodnets thank u rodens
rodent <3 smile face
by rodentgirlxx56 May 9, 2023
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Rodent Dough

The act of freezing a dead hamster in seran/plastic wrap and then using to fuck yourself or somebody in the ass.
Joey: Wanna come over later, my pet hamster died? If you come at 9, I’ll have enough time to freeze it so that we can use it as rodent dough.
Joey’s Sneaky Link: See you then!
by ChodeFilA June 2, 2022
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