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International Riser Day

A day to celebrate whats near and dear to our hearts. Take 100 rips from your blue jawn or breeze and celebrate the riser life with all your boys
Pass me a vape boys. It’s international riser day
by Riser King April 7, 2022
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The Riser Method

The perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. After doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don't fool anyone. Yet you still creep like a champion because you've never done it any other way.
Bro #1- that girl in our Econ class is pretty fine man

Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?

#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
by DowntownTCHTown March 3, 2014
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Early Riser

a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.
People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.
by RR Hood July 17, 2023
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