red ring of death

something bad that happens to your xbox because of some reason that no one knows although its probarbly so microsoft can con money out of you for reapairs

damnit i got the red ring of death100 BUCKS! IM GETTING A PS3!

by dfnition101 July 04, 2010

Red Ring of Death

period, a female's menstrual cycle, a certain terrible "time of the month". commonly affects a certain video game console as well as most vaginas under 45 years of age. prohibits "play time" or any other type of extracurricular activity.

"I won't be getting any action tonight, Charlene's XBOX has got the Red Ring of Death."

by LarryAppleton February 04, 2010

The Red Ring of Death

When a girl is on her period!

Big G: Hey kavs did u play any Xbox this weekend?
Kavs: No man! Candy got the red ring of death!

Big G: So what did u do instead?
Kavs: I watched NHL network all weekend!

by Big John & The Work January 13, 2010

brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.

I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch

by Seresan July 12, 2024

Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024

fourth ring of death

The fourth ring of a phone call, after which you know the receiving end is not going to answer.

Ah shit, its the fourth ring of death, guess I'm going to voicemail.

by REAL BETA December 07, 2019

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 04, 2021