Rerist

Coming from the RER subway in France where it is so packed everyone is squished so tightly together your rear is rubbing against someone else's junk.
A rerist is a creepy person, man, someone who "Rers" another person.

Nicole: "That man over there keeps licking his lips and winking at me!"

Corinne: "What a Rerist!! Don't look here!"

by Coreeeeezy. January 16, 2009

uk resistance

Great British website using the style of 'Old Games Journalism' to highlight issues in the gaming community using the art of humour. An excellent site, though not as funny as it used to be, thanks to some whore named Teela.

That UK Resistance was brilliant till that Teela spastic started writing rubbish all over it

by Manuel Hong September 14, 2005

Cash register

A rich chick or a chick with a rich daddy.

Justin V: I put my cock in a cash register on the weekend.

Chris A: What's a cash register?

Justin V: A very wealthy chick.

by Stirlingww January 13, 2010

register jockey

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.

register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!

by MIT ckc May 6, 2008

Resistentialism

Resistentialism is a humorous theory to describe "seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects." In other words, a war is being fought between humans and inanimate objects, and all the little annoyances objects give people throughout the day are battles between the two.

The term was coined by humorist Paul Jennings in a piece titled "Report on Resistentialism", published in The Spectator in 1948 and reprinted in The New York Times.

The slogan of Resistentialism is "Les choses sont contre nous" -- "Things are against us"

Cases of Resistentialism:

Missing car keys: they have moved of their own accord and by means quite unobservable in order to spite you... Resistentialism!

When a bouncy ball escapes down the road: it may seem innocent but the ball knows all too well that the centre of the spectacle is that poor chap grasping helplessly in its wake... Resistentialism!

Be on the watch my fellow humans!

by Crescentpics May 30, 2011

Register Rage

Noun. The barely-contained fury that swells up within you while waiting in line at Wal-Mart, Walgreens, Publix, etc. when some dumbass decides to use all their partial foodstamp checks to buy 80 different items.

I just had some serious Register Rage at Wal-Mart....why do foodstamp people take so long for chrissake???

by Danger Truelove September 17, 2012

Register Clot

A person who continues shopping even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.

(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still deciding if they should buy the chunky or the creamy peanut butter".

by Russell H December 26, 2008