Basically a jail. You can't wear what you want (you're shorts must to your knees or longer), the teachers are all crazy and unhelpful, and everyone ends up pushing each-other through the hallway. People smoke weed, lose their virginity, and cry over Formspring.
Girl1: Yeah, I go to Paul Revere Middle School
Girl2: Oh that sucks what do you wear?
Gir1: jeans, turtle-neck sweater, converse. they don't let us wear anything cute.
Girl2: Oh that sucks what do you wear?
Gir1: jeans, turtle-neck sweater, converse. they don't let us wear anything cute.
by peaco33 September 19, 2011

when you and another woman begin to have anal sex in the middle of the night, you ride her around the room with your dick in her ass until you climax and then you yell "<your name> is cumming, <your name> is cumming!"
Paul: Aye how was that party last night.
Chris: Oh dude it was fuckin crazy, I re-enacted The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere on this girl.
Paul: Dude... you're fucked up.
Chris: Oh dude it was fuckin crazy, I re-enacted The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere on this girl.
Paul: Dude... you're fucked up.
by patrick's positions August 18, 2009

When religious people try force others who do not share in their beliefs to make shows of respect for their beliefs anyway.
Tom: “Bible” is a proper noun in this context, by the way. Mistakes in capitalizing proper nouns are a pet peeve of mine that I trust you’ll be willing to work with.
Steve: Is this really about grammar? Or is it about trying to compel me to accept your frame of reverence?
Steve: Is this really about grammar? Or is it about trying to compel me to accept your frame of reverence?
by jjaybird16 June 20, 2014

When you are jerking off two British guys, it’s called a Paul Revere. When they are about to get off, you say, “The British are coming.”
by Walking Shitbox October 25, 2018

Std’s & Unemployment
by SMDave May 30, 2023

Such a weird place. With legit 11 year olds coming out as gay to people making out in the bathroom. Some people love it here, while others do not. There are many cliques (basically the people you sit with at lunch). There are the popular girls, the popular boys, the weird girls, the weird gamer boys, and the normal people. When you found your group you never leave it, unless you get kicked out. If you are in two groups, you better decide fast because neither will accept you if you are in two.
Person: Broooooooo did know that Billy is lesbian
Another Person: Well duh isn't basically everyone at revere middle school?? And anyways doesn't she sit at the weird lesbo table?
Another Person: Well duh isn't basically everyone at revere middle school?? And anyways doesn't she sit at the weird lesbo table?
by skrtskrtskrtskrtskrt April 26, 2019
