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golden retriever

A gentle, people-friendly breed of working dog originally bred in 1867 from a Yellow Labrador and a Tweed Water Spaniel, with that offspring later combined with the Irish Setter and Bloodhound. With hair color ranging from light blonde to deep red, the Golden Retriever can be most easily distinguished by its puffy tail plummage, altogether different from the thick, powerful tail of the Yellow Lab (the breed with which it is most often confused). Golden Retrievers may have a physique ranging from spindly and athletic to the familiar fat, furry beer keg with the wagging hindquarters and the green tennis ball hanging out of its mouth. They're house dogs (don't keep them in kennels!) and live an average of 10-12 years.
I made the mistake of setting down my burrito and it got snorked by my golden retriever.
by Tim Davenport September 16, 2006
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The golden retriever is a sex act unparalleled in the clutch act to prevent an undesired pregnancy. Many young gentlemen today like to have sex without condoms. Unfortunately, most have little to zero dick control. Hence, upon blowing a hot load into some hoe's snatch, the golden retriever comes about.

Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.
by Dr00Pickelz April 28, 2011
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a sexual act in which the recipient of a golden shower collects a mouthful of the giver's urine and returns the favor
last time i gave my boyfriend a golden shower, he gave me a golden retriever.
by B.T.A October 23, 2007
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German Retriever

Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.
"Hey man, my girl and I brought my buddy from germany to play the German Retriever."
by Just Jaax July 4, 2021
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Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”
by Ophen October 14, 2023
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Retrieval-based Voice Conversion

Funny ai tool that converts your voice into too realistic ai voice with them voice models
Guys what is epochs? Guys what is Retrieval-based Voice Conversion? Guys what is colab or local? Guys what is batch size n steps?
by SBG times September 5, 2023
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Retrieving Server Info

Retrieving server info is a process most commonly known in the Valve games, such as Team Fortress 2. When you try to enter a server, it goes through several steps before you are in the server. Retrieving server info is the longest step in waiting to go into a server, and it's long waiting times have attributed to prolonged boredom and anger.
"Did you get into that awesome TF2 server yet?"
'No, I'm stuck at retrieving server info. Ugh! Why won't you load!"
by Marco Falcone July 7, 2012
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