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election result

The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).
Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?

Ralph: Really? What was the election result?

Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
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Sexy Results

When an event concludes in some arousing and/or risque behaviors.
Max pays Amy for pizza with <i>Sexy Results</i>. . .
by ExAbsurdum October 25, 2003
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mouth to south resuscitation

This is generally when a girl goes down on a guy (hence the southern direction) and gives him a blowjob. Conversely this term can be used to describe a guy going down on a girl too.
He wanted a blow job so asked his girlfriend to do some mouth to south resuscitation
by MrSexy September 22, 2007
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Sexual Resume

A document in which men can keep record of their sexual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend.
Doug: "Hello Candy, I'd like to offer you a copy of my sexual resume. As you can see, when I was 13 I did the ziggy with a professional gymnist from the Czech Republic, when I was 15 I eiffel towered my friend cameron's sister (in his room), and at 19 I received my first rusty trombone from a Tibetan Yoga Master named Crystal. She has offered to provide a recommendation, if necessary."
by Pickups101 April 26, 2012
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Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.
"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"
by rawtap July 18, 2009
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cabinet reshuffle

verb: The act of reshuffling ones testicles
Man explaining himself to Jury: No honestly I was not wanking I simple performing a cabinet reshuffle whilst looking into the ladies changing rooms
Jury: What aload of bollocks!
by gunsnroseskickass January 3, 2008
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Chrono Resurrection

An unoffical made remake of the game Chrono Trigger, which was dubbed "Chrono Resurrection".

However Square Exix sent a cease and desist letter which means the project is publicly closed indefinitely.

This is the first and only attempt known at making a high quality nonofficial square enix game or remake of a game to this high degree.
Fan based games like Chrono Resurrection are known to be made in the form of flash movies, roms and other media formats, however most if not all of them end up being found out and and in the end becoming just another bookmark in the name of games that could have been.
by Chris Glacken June 30, 2007
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