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rehab romance

When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.
Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).
by NotAnAddict January 22, 2014
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30 Second Tokio Romance

1) A fan of 30 Seconds to Mars, Tokio Hotel, and My Chemical Romance.

2) A quickie with a Japanese prostitute.
1) I'm a die hard 30 Second Tokio Romance fan.

2) Last night, I had a 30 Second Tokio Romance with a girl named Candi.
by LetoKaulitzWay July 7, 2009
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True Romance

The best date movie ever. It is about a guy, Clarence (Christian Slater) who marries a prostitute, Alabama (Patricia Arquette). Slater kills her pimp and goes to get her belongins back, only the bag he thinks is hers is actually the mob's cocaine.

The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.

Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.
Scene from True Romance:

Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance; A rock band, plain and simple. Nobody wants opinions on here.

Members-
Ray Toro-Lead Guitar
Frank Iero-Guitar
Michael Way-Bass Guitar
Gerard Way-Lead Vocals
Bob Bryar- Drums

Former Members-
Matt Pellisser-Drums

For all you ass-kissing teens. not meaning to offend anybody, if thats what you are, thats what you are

Mikey Way- Not asthmatic, Engaged to be married.
Frank Iero- Also engaged to be married.
Ray Toro- Maybe he doesn't want you to fuck his hair.
Bob Bryar- Amazing drummer, he won't 'sex' you.
Gerard Way- Please don't say you would like to rape him.

These guys get under-rated so much for their talent even though they are currently in the spotlight. A bunch of hard working people who give their all into every single part of their jobs. Inspirational, most have fucked up and made mistakes but they learnt to deal with it.

A group of people just wanting to portray a message and take music to places that it hasn't been for a long while.
"It okay to be fucked up, cause there are five guys in this band who are just as fucked up as you but we've overcome that to do what we do" Gerard Way-My Chemical Romance
by Emma. June 11, 2006
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Vine Romance

A fake relationship you created for the social media site Vine. Usually, this "relationship" is to help you gain more followers or to make money more money. Usually, two hot yet unemployed people with too much time on their hands looking to make money off their Vine followers.
Curtis Lepore and Jessi Smiles had a typical Vine romance until date rape happened. Should their "romance" on Vine
by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015
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secret office romance

When two people are engaging in 'relations' without their colleagues knowing.
Duncan and Aimee liked to dock outside of work but denied they were having a secret office romance to their colleagues.
by ddodododdahdahdah September 29, 2005
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Chemical Romance

A vaccuming romance, that draws you in. Usually one side of the relationship is using the other, and the used is so entwined in the romance that they never confront the user. Term made popular by emo and punk rock bands such as My Chemical Romance and The Used
The Used:
I must have caught something
In the heat of all these dances
I'm a worm with no more chances
And I've lost all doubt
In a chemical romance

"The Used- Take it Away"
by The All Knower August 9, 2005
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