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star trek religion 

The in universe mock religion of Trekkies from Futurama in the 23rd Century.
"By The 23rd Century, Star Trek had evolved from a fandom of male virgins with skin problems into a full blown religion" - Zoe Saldana as Lieutenant Nyota Uhura as herself from Futurama Celebrity voice cast guest appearance. Known as The Star Trek Religion.
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Scientific Method Religion

The worship of the scientific method as a sacred, infallible procedure that, if followed correctly, guarantees truth. Scientific method religion treats the textbook “hypothesis, experiment, conclusion” sequence as a universal algorithm applicable to all questions, ignoring that actual science is messy, pluralistic, and value‑laden. It dismisses fields that cannot experiment (history, cosmology) as less scientific, and treats methodological deviations as heresy. It is a religion because it attributes to a procedure a power it cannot have: to settle all disputes and banish uncertainty forever.
Example: “He insisted that only ‘hypothesis‑testing’ produces knowledge, dismissing qualitative social science as ‘not real science’—scientific method religion, canonizing one method as the only path to truth.”

Scientific Evidence Religion

A variant of evidence‑based religion that specifically worships “scientific evidence” as the only legitimate kind, rejecting personal testimony, cultural tradition, and practical experience as worthless. Scientific evidence religion treats peer‑reviewed studies as sacred texts, meta‑analyses as catechisms, and any gap in the literature as proof of falsehood. It often forgets that scientific evidence is itself produced by communities with assumptions, interests, and blind spots. It is the faith that what is published in journals is what is real.

Example: “He dismissed her chronic pain because ‘there’s no scientific evidence it’s real’—scientific evidence religion, treating absence of published studies as absence of reality.”

Scientific Evidentialist Religion

A comprehensive worldview combining the dogmas of scientific evidence, falsifiability, and empiricism into a single, self‑certifying system. Scientific evidentialist religion holds that only claims that can be empirically tested, potentially falsified, and supported by peer‑reviewed evidence are worthy of belief. It condemns all other forms of knowing (intuition, revelation, dialectics, tradition) as irrational. It is a religion because it demands faith in its own epistemic foundations—which cannot be justified by its own standards without circularity. It is the most complete contemporary expression of scientism as a faith.
Example: “He declared that any claim not backed by RCTs and falsifiable hypotheses was ‘meaningless noise’—scientific evidentialist religion, a faith disguised as a method.”

Stay out of politics and religion 

Go fuck yourself Ed Sheeran! Ginger fucking faggot! THAT! That right there is why Taylor is fucking Travis instead of you!
Ed Sheeran "Muh daddy told me 'Stay out of politics and religion' lalala I'm a ginger fairy!"

Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."

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Theory of Science as a Religion and Ideology

The theory that science, in practice, often functions like a religion or ideology—providing a framework of ultimate beliefs, a community of believers, rituals of validation, mechanisms of exclusion, and claims to authority that exceed its actual epistemic warrant. The theory doesn't claim that science is just a religion; it claims that science can function like one, especially when it becomes a marker of identity, a source of meaning, or a basis for dismissing other ways of knowing. When "science says" is used as an unquestionable authority, when skepticism of scientific consensus is treated as heresy, when scientific institutions function as priesthoods—science has taken on religious characteristics. The theory is a critique of scientism, not of science—a warning against treating science as something it's not.
Theory of Science as a Religion and Ideology Example: "He treated every scientific consensus as infallible dogma, every skeptic as a heretic. The Theory of Science as a Religion and Ideology explained what he'd become: not a scientist, but a believer. Science wasn't his method; it was his faith."