Redondo Beach

A small beach city in Southern California. EVERYONE HERE LOOKS THE SAME!

Short, white skater boy one: Hey Andrew!
Short, white skater boy two: Hey Josh!
One: I'm not Josh.
Two: I'm not Andrew.
One: I guess they're right when they say everyone looks the same in Redondo Beach!

by Kayyteee October 10, 2008

Phillipe Redmond

A demonic little shit who shoots up schools for fun, chop up little kids to summon Satan, and also eats babies. Last seen having dinner with Hitler, laughing about all of the Jews that died.

Be careful, there is a Phillipe Redmond lurking around here.

by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018

Redmond

Am extremely sexy, flirty, clever young man always getting girls and impressing them with his superior knowledge and friendly attitude.

Wow, you are such a Redmond

by StevenShin June 7, 2018

Redmond

A nice affluent town in Washington state. The demographics are probably 60 white and 40% Asian, and black people are virtually nonexistent here. Redmond is about 15 miles east of Seattle by 520, and is home to Microsoft and Nintendo of America. I live there, it’s a nice place to raise a family and very safe, but like any suburban town it’s quite boring, and housing is expensive as fuck now. Popular hangouts are Redmond town center (RTC) and the Bella Botega regal movie theater, though everybody really wants to go to Bellevue or Seattle to do fun shit. Overall it’s a nice, safe, and wealthy town that is way better than shitty Sammamish and kirkland.

redmond is the best city in the 425

by 9aytard February 21, 2019

Redmond

Nice suburb in Washington state 10 mi from seattle. Home to Microsoft and Nintendo of America. People are nice but are also basic and pretty well off. Most kids go to Redmond high, east lake, or lake Washington (L-dub), and then go to UW or WSU for college. Most families are upper middle class and work in the tech industry. Not much to do here other than hang out at Redmond town center, so most people just take 520 to bellevue square or seattle. Much better than sammamish

Where are you from?

Redmond.

by Qwertyyanp December 14, 2020

Redmond standard time

The time zone of reference for all activities at Microsoft Corporation. Sometimes colloquially referred to as Pacific standard time or PST.

A coworker asked, “What is the time zone for our 9 AM meeting?” The manager responded, “Redmond standard time, Bill”.

by floatingsidewalk June 9, 2023

Redmond Special

To steal technical equipment from a working room to get another room working, thus breaking two rooms.

To install a temporary unfit measure that will undoubtedly remain permanent and broken.

"He's pulled another Redmond Special" - When faced with a completely broken room at 7am.
"What is this cable running the length of the machine room, through a propped open door and into the back of a telecine?" - Redmond Special

by Charlesworth06 June 19, 2024