redrum slappy

the act of slashing one's own hand (i.e., with a hunting knife. broken beer bottle, or any other appropriate device), then using that hand to jerk off (if you're a guy). Particularly good for cutters, this way you're killing two birds with one stone. For girls, see redrum stabby.

Bob really knows how to relax at the end of a long day with a good redrum slappy.

by suspicious package February 7, 2007

Redumbpid

adj:(rea-dum-pid)a combination of the words retarded, dumb, and stupid. Used to insult people in multiple ways when you simply don't have the time to use all three words. Also, eliminates all contextual misunderstandings about the uses of retarded, dumb, and stupid.

"Not only is he failing school, hes also socially inept... and smells funny. He's super redumbpid"

"That girl just asked what the capitol of Africa is, and she looks like a troll. She's redumpid"

by white-elephant. December 28, 2011

redumbdaramda

When something/someone is retarted and dumb at the same time.

Ex1:

J- IT WASN'T THE WIFE'S FAULT, MAYBE THE BULLETBALL GUY GOT CRAZY WITH HIS INVENTION!
G- Whatever dude, this whole situation is redumbdaramda.

Ex2:

G: John invented this word
J: He is such a redumbdaramda creating such a stupid word.

by JordiJordi October 24, 2019

Redrum

Nickname given to the most awesome chic I ever meet. She got a very loving hart underneath a cocky attitude. She has the right to be cocky because she's got a Lotta shine about her. The body of a goddess. And loves to show it off. Beautiful hazel eyes . That hokd alotta things she shouldn't have had to see. She been thru alot but she'll never let it show. She deserves a man that truly knows how a lady should be treated and will appreciate her everyday. She needs a man to treat her as a Beautiful queen not a pretty trophy on his arm . She needs a man that will show her how it feels to be truly loved without trying to break her sprit and dimming her shine

Man that's redrum she's one awesome chic beautiful inside and out . I'd love to make her mine . But if I can't wish she'd find a man to treat her right and leave them little scrub ass boys alone.

by Pannelwaggon July 4, 2022

redguard

the messengers of MAO sent to kill the enemy of the state even if its their parents

tang doesnt talk as much as he used to ever since that redguard put a bullet in his head

by redguard350 September 8, 2008

redguard

The only race worth being in any of the elder scrolls games, mostly because they're the only black race, but also because their long blade skillz PWN!!!

Anyone who chooses a wood elf as their character should be shipped to San Fransisco and get raped by all the other wood elves. Redguards should be sent to Africa.

by Toby Curtis July 5, 2006

redumption

it's when you are getting dumped over and over again.

let just say that your GF is your bitch, OK ;-)
you throw her down the stair and you tell her that you dump her.
then she comes back (because she is your bitch) and you dump her again.
she is now under the state of redumption.

by eli vaknin February 7, 2008