A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.
First coined in 2022 on twitter.
First coined in 2022 on twitter.
Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.
by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022
Get the Reclusive homosexuality mug.A spell that can accidentally be used when the spell-caster means to use "Rictusempra" (the tickling charm). This spell will cause the target to suffer from sudden, frequent, and uncontrollable bowel movements.
Kira pointed her want at Jake - with the intention of using the tickle charm on him. She mispronounced the incantation and said "RECTUMSEMPRA!!"
Jake quickly rushed to the washroom.
Jake quickly rushed to the washroom.
by NevilleLongbottom12321 November 20, 2010
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A "Rectum Apocalypse" occurs when Satan emerges from ones anus to destroy the world. You can also describe an extroardinarily large dump as a rectum apocalypse, or an anal armageddon.
Teacher: "Billy, I told you that you had 3 minutes in the bathroom! You're 30 minutes late!"
Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"
Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"
by Matt Bonn October 4, 2006
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Get the cranial rectosis mug."Dear Diary,
I've decided to become a social recluse. So far, I've lowered my friend count down to a 50 something woman named Robyn, with a 'Y.'"
I've decided to become a social recluse. So far, I've lowered my friend count down to a 50 something woman named Robyn, with a 'Y.'"
by Ironic Ian August 1, 2008
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Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.
by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008
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