Shifting realities

shifting realities is based on the multi-verse theory. it is when someone shifts their awareness from this reality or another, to a different reality!

-shawty, i wanna go to *insert media* so bad- i wanna chill with my comfort people/characters.

-duder, have you heard about shifting realities?

by vamp1re.rat July 9, 2021

Realist masturbator

A person who masturbates only to women/men that are in their league.

Yo dude Mike told me he only jerks off to fat chicks.

Yeah cause Mike's a realist masturbator.

by Elmo24 October 20, 2012

Realist

Someone who knows that the SHTF is enevitable although it is unknown when this is going to take place. Realists can often be identified by their gear, it's usually simple yet effective. Examples of realist gear are MRE's, practical firearms, tents, lanterns, Etc.

Liberal Dumbass: Gee Mr. Realist why do you need guns? The government can take care of you. Plus guns are dangerous and only crazies have guns.

Rupert the Realist: Because it's impractical to keep a cop in my pocket and people like you drive me crazy. Now get off my porch before you learn the reality... OF CASTLE DOCTRINE!

by Rupert the Realist May 16, 2010

Religist

Being racist but to religions.

Calling someone a faggot Jew is being religist.

by DerpaHerpa123 December 20, 2013

Realist

An optimistic way of saying "Pessimist".

I’d consider myself a realist, but in philosophical terms I’m what’s called a pessimist.

by Twaterhouse11 October 24, 2018

Da Realist Bitch

To tell it like is, no matter who you piss off in the process

I'm Da realist bitch in here.

by Dienda88 March 25, 2007

realoptist

A realist with a strong sense of optimism

That man is too happy to be a realist, I'd say he's more of a Realoptist

by craZ_cry_guy June 21, 2016