my first real crush was louis tomlinson

Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.

H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"

by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020

real nigga hours

The time in the day between 2:30 a.m. and 5 a.m.

What time is it Josie? Its real nigga hours

by Joselaw March 13, 2014

real

essentially you say this when you relate to/agree with someone or something. its similar to for real (fr) in the way that people would say “i *insert action here* fr” on tiktok and twitter. it is said in the comment sections of tiktoks or in the repost messages of reposts you find on your for you page (fyp) on tiktok.

TL;DR when someone says something you agree with you would respond with “real”.

guy 1: i like watching little kids at the park trip and fall on their ugly faces

guy 2: real

by teenagers bro May 25, 2022

Real Isopod Hours

The time of night when people come out in search for food

*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.

by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017

Bring it in for the real thing

The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.

"Come here brother, give me a hug! Bring it in for the real thing!"

by P-ROYCHCH February 26, 2009

Imma keep it real with you chief

You say this to your homie before you keep it real with them

"Imma keep it real with you chief, your girl is a hoe"

by niggardly advertise June 2, 2018

Got real bad

The act of getting intoxicated and performing an act that you would not normally do.

Hausman got real bad last night at Bot's and hooked up with Harvey Wallbanger. Last time we saw him he was washing the gay off his penis.

by R. DiCerbo March 8, 2013