imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

Rational Funk

The name of a fresh northeastern ska/funk band whose name originated in a math class after "rational fuctions" was abbreviated to "rational func", and eventually to "Rational Funk". After years spent in music class and a day of learning about "rational fuctions", the northeastern ska band Rational Funk was born. Known for their funky cover of "American the Beautiful", renamed "American the Beauti-funk", and also their other patriotic funk-covers.

Dude, have you listened to Rational Funk play in the band room? They're so funkin' awesome!

by dspike50 January 4, 2010

rationalization hamster

The rationalization hamster is a legendary creature dwelling deep in the minds of the self-delusional, and is particularly common among young liberal women. From birth, the rationalization hamster enters a symbiotic relation with its host, whereby whenever the host feels a craving to do something completely insane and malicious that will have horrible consequences for everyone in the long run, the rationalization hamster will jump on its wheel and run really, really fast, getting the magical hamster wheel to spin out a long sheet of paper full of neat rationalizations for the ultimately devastating action.

Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.

The adulterer: Well, it's okay to lie about cheating on him and say it's his baby, as long as his feelings aren't hurt!

Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...

Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!

by rampaging teddybear of wub December 14, 2012

load ratio

How many dollars it takes you to blow your load in your hapless (but consensual) target.

If your load ratio was hovering dangerously high, just get on 35 and head south to San Marcos to pad your stats.

by hornfan May 8, 2006

Counter Ratio

When you reply to someone's reply on your tweet and ratio them. This only works when they say something like "ratio" "ratioed/ratio'd" or "catch this ratio" in their inital reply.

Person 1: *tweets*
Person 2: "ratio"
Person 3: "how bout you catch this Counter Ratio" *gets more likes*

by xXAssBeater420xX November 6, 2020

Ratiola

n: The nipple to areola ratio.

Damn, son, that bitch's ratiola is whack.
Her titties look like pepperonis.

by Sarrowa January 24, 2009

Beer ratio

Noun; used to describe the amount of beer in comparison to the amount of people at a given party or get-together.

John: Hey bro how was that party you went to last night?!

Bob: duude it sucked.. sucha shitty beer ratio.. like 1 case for 40 people!

by NICKlololol April 5, 2011