Rasputin 

Some dude who makes stupid ass puns.

Rasputin gave me a stroke from his puns.

Rasputin by nhgnfhh May 19, 2020

Rasputin 

A literal bop

Wow this song is good, must be a Rasputin!

Rasputin by Himanmnamamamsm October 30, 2020

Rasputin 

Russia's greatest love machine

That Rasputin guy is causing problems

Rasputin by Gangster bird January 5, 2021

Rasputin 

A mother fucking no good faggot junkie

Person 1: hey do you know who Rasputin is

Person 2: yeah he’s that no good faggot junkie isn't he

Person 1: yeah

Rasputin by Rasputin672828181817 April 12, 2021

Rasputin would do it! 

A catchphrase that can be said in almost every situation.

Person 1: U culdnt haedshot me u were 10 miles awai
Person 2: Rasputin would do it!

Rasputin would do it! by [FP]Strider October 11, 2006

rasputin's surprise 

When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.

-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.

rasputin's surprise by Gloria Knowy December 26, 2007

rasputin would do it 

A phrase that can be used when someone suggests a crazy or stupid idea. It can be used as both a negative term, when you are using for someone else's idea, or as a positive term for when it is your idea.

Example 1:
Person 1: Hey guys, let's spam up Something Awful!
Person 2: ...no
Person 3: Rasputin would do it!

Example 2:
Person 1: Want to go spit off a bridge?
Person 2: What a fucking stupid idea
Person 1: Rasputin would do it!

rasputin would do it by Dudeman999 October 11, 2006