twitter rant

For when a frustrated person is angry or alone, and already logged into their Twitter account: It is a series of at least several tweets in a row, that criticize anyone or anything. The tweeting has a relaxing effect and is only used for meditative purposes.

He was pissed off because his dog died so he went on a twitter rant.

by phillystarlight December 31, 2010

rantage

A weblog devoted to a collection of rantings and ravings about a subject or subjects totally at the discretion of the blogger(s). From rant ( self explanatory ) + age ( collection ).

George's daily rantage on his website about the Iraq War is striking a sympathetic chord in the college community.

by Konga December 11, 2005

Spunk Ransom

robert Pattinsons nickname, the guy who plays edward cullen in the twilight movie

girl 1- did you see spunk ransom on twilight tuesday?
girl 2- yeah, hes so hot!

by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008

rant-storm

When a person on twitter goes on a rant and in quick succession tweets whatever is bothering them and essentially creates their own personal tweet storm of rant, a rant-storm.

John Doe did a rant-storm.

by Maskchievous July 1, 2017

ransomware

Ransomware is computer malware which holds a computer system, or the data it contains, hostage against its user by demanding a ransom for its restoration.

G1: Shit Lorobot is a ransomware worm. i can open my file coz it's encrypted!
G2: pwned!

by batn00b December 3, 2009

spunk ransom

In an MTV Twilight Tuesday interview, Robert Pattinson denounced his God given name and any alterations of said name, thereof. Just saying no! to the the lovingly bestowed netspeak name of rpattz, Pattinson claimed to only answer to the name of Spunk Ransom henceforth.

Spunk Ransom: Rpattz...I dunno...I guess it's 'Uh' I guess it kind of makes sense...It's my ...initial?...and a bit of my name...giggle...At least it's not insulting...Rpattz...Rpattz...I dunno...it sounds kind of like...RPattz...sounds...I dunno...like an antacid or something...RPattz...I dunno...it's a bit too like...it sounds a bit cushy...RPattz it sounds like...I dunno...I prefer like...I dunno...I hate my name...I hate any reference to my name...I wish people would completely invent a new one...I dunno, like...SPUNK...There's a girl called Ransom...I'd like to go by Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom...yeah, it does sounds a little bit wrong

Fangirls: Spunk Ransom is the new RPattz.

by sweetgarbage May 29, 2008

Ranta

How to say "beach" in Suomi or Finnish.

Kaunis Ranta, or beautiful beach.

by Mr.Ranta April 17, 2008