Ralph Macchio

The sexiest mother fuka actor alive, finna make me act up in Karate Kid and the Outsiders.

Gunta: "Hey did you see Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid, he looked sooo good"
Siena: "I know right, he looked even better in the outsiders"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

rampant rabbit

a dildo/vibrator that has a clitoral stimulator in the shape of a rabbit.

Ann Summers sell rampant rabbits to horny women.

by Scott Iliffe April 13, 2006

ramaphile

the act of flirting with minors on a chatsite and when rejected types fits of uncontrollable rage against that minor.

also known as an arnold duke deaton

don't hate the girl just because she doesn't want you. don't be a ramaphile

by diddler-0n-the-r0of July 27, 2010

Calling Ralph

Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'

After my fifth 40, I had to call Ralph on the big white phone.

by PAYYOURDEBTS February 17, 2005

Rampart

To have sex with the lack of a callback.

1.) Dude, I heard Woody Harrelson totally ramparted this girl at prom last night.
2.) Dude, I totally ramparted Rowan last night.

by Nivek Trubb March 22, 2012

Ralph Fiennes

The sexiest human being to ever exist. Also an incredibly talented actor who is often cast as an antagonist. Notable movies he starred in include Schindler's List, The English Patient, The Reader, and the Harry Potter movies. He's British and his name is pronounced RAYF FINES, not Ralf Fee-en-ez. Did I mention he's SUPER sexy? He's the epitome of sex.

Why the hell hasn't Ralph Fiennes received an Oscar yet?
I WANT RALPH FIENNES IN MY BED STAT.

by fiennesxme July 23, 2011

ramp job

A sudden, suspicious, and unexplained rise in stock market prices at the end of the trading day. Attributed by observers to market manipulation by large financial institutions.

In particular, a "ramp job" is suspected to be the work of the secretive "PPT" (Plunge Protection Team). Refers to an attempt to sustain artificially high prices in equities despite an overall bear-market trend.

Derisive term suggesting nefarious activity, related to other slang terms such as "whack job" (secretly arranged contract murder) and "hack job" (ineffective temporary solution to a problem).

"Look at that ramp job in the S&P chart at the close on Friday. The PPT is hitting hard, they really do not want this market to fall. Don't believe the hype."

by Ursus Minor June 3, 2009