cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006

Raisin Cave

A normally derogatory term referring to an old or otherwise dry vagina that has become shriveled through prolonged lack of use. Raisin Caves are no longer able to entice the penis (see Nazi in the Jew Cave).

Originally coined in the awesome series "Good Girls"

Not to be confused with Raisin Dick

Just because you'all haven't had sex since Aisha was born, doesn't mean that we all have to pucker up and pay homage to your grumpy old raisin cave.

by JayDayZee May 16, 2018

Railing System

Often referred to as an Under siege railing system, from the film staring Steven Seagal.

A railing system is used to move object around a room or building. The system usually consist of 2 rails one upper and one lower, with a set of wheels attached to a harness which an object can be placed.

Normally a seat and straps is used instead of an object in which a person can sit. The seat usually contain one or several holes in which a penis or object can be can be inserted, whilst a person is sat on the seat. A person will often sit in the seat and another will move them around the room inserting objects in to the holes contained within the seat.

"Andrew build a large railing system in man shed."

"Andrew enjoys being monkeyed whilst sitting in his railing system"

by Saidani May 14, 2010

Raylin

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’s very smart, cute, very talented in many different fields, and overall amazing. Her height may confuse you because she looks adorable, but she can quickly take you down if you mess with her or anyone she cares about. Whenever you see her, you will realize she’s the most perfect girl you will ever meet in your lifetime. Never let one walk out of your life.

When I saw Raylin in the hallway, I knew that she was WAY out of my league and had all the boys wanting her.

by RandomDudeThatMakesYouSmile<3 June 10, 2019

Flap Raisins

Small, round pieces of shit under the foreskin of an uncircumcised cock after having anal sex.

That's the last time I pick up a homeless man for sex. I ended up with flap raisins to clean up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

raising sand

To cause or start trouble

Erin began raising sand when he attempted to make sexist jokes at a women's convention.

by K8888888888888 November 17, 2007

patricia raglin

Kapaun Mt Carmel in Wichita, Kansas was built around this ancient deity. Ms. Raglin exists out of time, and God turns to her for guidance and counsel. She holds the keys to Heaven and Hell, and Hell consists primarily of cheaters and gum-chewers. One cannot quantify the value of her class or the amount of extra credit given in a year's time. During the enlightening and philosophically enriching time that is AP English IV, a wooden rocking horse can be likened to masturbation. If you are chosen as one of her inner sanctum (Colloquially referred to as National Honor Society), one may reach a new level of enlightened consciousness. The psychologically "enriching" activity, also known as essay writing, increases the intellectual capacity of the human brain tenfold; furthermore, sentence patterns exponentially magnify this transformation of the mind (Sentence Pattern 1a). Finally, we come to perhaps the highest regarded activity of all: Book Chat. Book Chat is the discussion of extremely reputable novels (i.e. young adult novels) with the most astute of scholars at Kapaun Mt Carmel. To summarize, Raglin is perhaps the greatest professor to ever grace our insignificant planet, and her classes expand the power of the brain to the nth power.

In all honesty though, English class with Patricia Raglin consists primarily of total bullshit and lots of Sparknotes reading. The only thing you might learn is how fake it till you make it.

Patricia Raglin is the antithesis of a good English teacher, but her class is fucking hilarious.

by wegalize_leed November 9, 2017