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quota time

When you are only given 120 minutes a day to look at inappropriate stuff/ go on the mary kate and ashley olsen website. It's really hard to be so limited.
Tracey: Hey, Colleen, I have a really good idea, let's stream in some news from CNN.com!
Colleen: Tracey, you moran, don't you know that I have 0 minutes of quota time remaining?
Tracey: No, dude, sorry I didn't I feel asleep.
Colleen: It's ok, we can use Sean's quota time.
Tracey: GENIUS.
by John Harris May 13, 2005
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quota monkey

A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.
In the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, I watched a team of QUOTA MONKEYS a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who'd picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.
by Teedog December 14, 2008
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daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"
Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."
by rogius April 11, 2011
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six gun quota

im limiting my self to a six gun quota
by Dee Who ???? August 22, 2012
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Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent

"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".
Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".

UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!
by philanewbie September 20, 2009
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This is the strict rule for groups of friends, as in cliques. There is strictly one vegetarian per group of friends. This rule can't be broken.
A time for the "One Vegetarian per Group Quota."

Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.
by Georgie Bush January 17, 2009
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quota

While it’s the Indonesian word for "internet data plan", many Indonesians mistakenly believe "quota" is the English term for it. In reality, "quota" in English means "allotment" which oftentime leads to confusion.
When my friend asked if I had enough "quota" for the month, I had to explain what "internet data plan" really meant!
by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025
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