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pushing up daisies

A phrase used to describe someone dead. You will be in the ground dead so therefore daisies will grow on you, and you will be "pushing up daisies"
Joe "Hey i don't like you"
Steve "You wanna fight?"
Joe "Don't fight me or you'll be pushing up daisies"

Bill "Did you hear about Steve?"
Tom "Ya i heard he got into a fight"
Bill "Ya, now he's just pushing up daisies."
by koolkid... October 7, 2009
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Pushing 🅿️

If your pushing p it basically mean your keeping it real
Pushing 🅿️>Aboww
by D20mcr January 15, 2022
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Pushing Chain

Similar to Whiskey Dick, Pushing Chain is the act of inserting the tip of ones semi-flacid penis into a vagina and attempting to have sex unsuccessfully. As you thrust, the force behind the penis will cause it to fold upon itself due to its softened state, similar to the links of a chain when inward force is applied. This results in an unpleasurable experience for all parties.

Unless of course you are aspiring to push chain, in which case, you will have achieved satisfaction.
by SweelCity March 9, 2011
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Pushing cows

Also used as push her cow and push my/mah cow.

1 - The act of self-describingly handling yours or someone else's genitals as a manner of masterbation.
2 - Being discreet about a sexual mannerism
3 - Simply put, playing with yourself or someone else.
"Go away for a few minutes while i Push mah cow!"

"Did you see the two girls in the field yesterday?"
"No, but i heard they were pushin' eachother's cow".
"I wish i could've seen them pushing cows. I mite've pushed mah cow too".

"Dude! did you hear some one got caught Pushing thier cow in the bathroom at school."
"Ha! Looks like someone didnt know when it is ok to Push thier cow".
by Blargist cabinet member February 21, 2010
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pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.
Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."
by Old Polecat January 15, 2009
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pissinary tract

Means the same thing as "urinary tract".
{singing}
Taking about the pissinary tract
Is something we all should do with tact!
by Telephony December 26, 2011
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