Pumpernickel Fucker

A man who fucks pumpernickels.

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
“What the fuck are you talking about.”

by thisisaname7 June 13, 2025

pumpernickeled

pooped/tired

man i've had such a long dat i'm pumpernickeled

by hel10 June 11, 2017

Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".

*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*

Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

pumpernickel tickle

cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)

The barber gave Thomas a pumpernickel tickle last week.

by benthehen October 16, 2008

Pumpernickel

Pumpernickel is a German bread that translates to "the devil's fart".

"Can I get a bite of that delicious looking pumpernickel?"

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III

The father of the great gibby pumpernickel

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III really on that BULL this time

by Gibby mop pumpernickel November 17, 2019

Pumpernickel Pickle

A man with such sexual prowess that the woman sleeps deeply and wakes up late in the morning

I almost lost my job because I spent the weekend with a pumpernickel pickle for the third time

by Stacie Sanchez December 25, 2023