Toilet Punisher

A colossally powerful fecal force directed into the toilet bowl. The toilet is at a loss to handle the influx of shit, and may either clog or require many flushes to clear.

Also may refer to the person channeling said force, whom is usually observed gripping nearby objects--or the toilet seat itself if nothing else will suffice--as the body struggles to maintain control as shit and soul are evacuated.

"Dude, I saw grip marks on your toilet seat, what the fuck happened?"

"Damn, Dan must have dropped another toilet punisher."

by Peristalsis October 12, 2009

Crime and Punishment

A book written by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, a Russian author also known for his well-acclaimed novel, "The Brothers Karamazov".

Crime and Punishment is a novel often required by English teachers for students to read during their summer vacation. Some students may be discouraged at the length of the book, which is over 650 pages, but it's an absolutely fantastic novel filled with suspense and figurative language to make one certainly think over the actions of the characters.

It is, without a doubt, the best book I have ever read.

Crime and Punishment took me a while to read, but luckily it was a good book. I was never bored while reading it.

by George Wallace Admirer August 22, 2009

mons pubis

The fleshy mound of a woman's vagina, above the lips of the labia. Latin for "pubic mound" and sometimes just called the "mons". The mon pubis protrudes from the body, some more than others, (particularly in women who have more girth), and is covered in pubic hair.

Moaning softly, Nina slowly removed her panties, running her palm over the mound of her mons pubis before slipping her moistened fingers between the lips of her labia and stroking her hardened clitoris.

by Hobbit Meat December 24, 2008

Punishment Day

A term coined by GoAnimators that is used to describe a day where a certain GoAnimate character (i.e. Caillou, Rosie and others) endure a series of punishments, in which some of them can be fatal. The most common punishments are taking a really cold/hot shower or getting beaten up.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh! Rosie! How dare you steal candy from Walmart! That’s it! You’re so o o o o o o o o o o grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 999999999999000000000000000 years, and today is Punishment Day! - Boris

No, Dad, not another Punishment Day! - Rosie

by Kaleidoscopian August 8, 2018

Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc

Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc is known as a publishing company and mass media brand that was launched and owned by Ceraphin Corporation in 2016.

Did you know that Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc owns multiple magazines, networks, and other businesses?

by Mikee Brown August 30, 2018

publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018

Alphascript Publishing

A company that cuts and pastes wikipedia articles without any editing and sells them for overly inflated amounts of money. They are infamous for their poor attention to picture details as well as a bad return policy.

Guy 1: LOL, did you see the cover of the Country of Georgia's Alphascript Publishing book? They put a picture of the Georgia state capitol on the book instead of the actual country!

Guy 2: Well, that's nothing. My book about Islam has about a paragraph with nothing but dick jokes and racial insults in it.

by Wally Wizarder October 8, 2010