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Psuedo Goths

people who pretend to be goths are actually called "psuedo goths". They are wannabes and "like" blood, pain, dead stuff, gross stuff, anything scary. FAKERS. There is nothing wrong with goths, but these people are setting a bad image for them.
1: "MATE!"
2: "omg!!! youre bleeding!!"
1: "YESSS!!!!"
2: "omg, can i lick it off?"
1: "yeah, because then people might think we're more gothic!!"
3: "F*cking psuedo goths . . . "
by Beccy November 12, 2005
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psuedo-mondo

utterly awesome, the zenith of existance
Shaan: This buffalo burger is most psuedo-mondo.
AD: cosign.
by AD February 23, 2005
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psuedo p

A dirty, bum-like man. Claims to be a college student, actually there to perve on young boys. Has a penchant for the handle bar moustache.
"Look, it's Psuedo P! He hasn't washed his hair yet...oh look, I see he's macking on young Fluffy yet again."
by memememehellothere May 15, 2006
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psuedo-1337

Alternate spelling of psuedo-leet.
Guy #1: Haha, 1 c4n typ3 in psuedo-1337!

Guy #2: You are gay.
by Full~Metal~Jack-off October 4, 2006
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psuedo-conformist

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone because they shop walmart, drink starbucks, shop the mall and dress american eagle and go to church. They think they are individuals because they condemn those that look a little different or hipster. They are just as judgemental and rude as those they hate. all the young kids think they're better than their peers. They watch stupid summer block busters and condemn those that like things different. their weird tweaks and hidden inconfidence is clearly seen. they listen to pop rock radio hits and expects everyone to be like them. anything too different is just trying too hard. psuedo-conformist are just as pretentious and passive aggressive as their counter part. they love to rant
I like to judge people because i'm a psuedo-conformist. i shop walmart and watch action movies, i hate pseudo intellectuals because i'm young and i love to argue till my throat and ears bleed.especially when it's from the safety of my computer. i hate all my peers who are different or the same. theres always a way to argue my points even if no one listens. everyone tries too hard except me. i'm real
by eazy-x February 19, 2008
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Psuedo Rape

1. Psuedo Rape is a lot like normal rape because it involves unwanted intercourse, but the rapist has such a small penis that the victim can barely feel the penetration.
I was totally attacked last night, but it was only psuedo rape. I'm still not even sure if his small penis made it in!
by Misssssssssy January 8, 2011
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psuedo-faggot

When one thinks one is good at an activity when one is really not
xI DomKilla Ix a.k.a. Dominic is a psuedo-faggot because he thinks he is good at Gears Of War when he gets raped in every match.
by nate and jay October 6, 2007
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