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Prune

Anal hymen (figurative). What a woman 'loses' the first time she engages in anal sex, i.e. surrenders her anal virginity. 'Prune' is to bum as 'cherry' is to twat. Does NOT apply to bum-buddies, whom Mother Nature has kindly ensured are born pruneless.
Last night I finally popped Natalie's prune.
by C. Hugh Chardon June 4, 2010
mugGet the Prunemug.

Prune

Young Guy One:What's a prune?
Young Guy Two: Any woman mid-forties and up, those are prunes.
Young Guy One: WTF?
Young Guy Two: Old pussy.
Young Guy One: I know a guy that's into prunes, he said he likes eating prunes..
Young Guy Two: You mean the fruit?
Young Guy One: No, he said he liked eating out old women.
Young Guy Three: 'Sup?
Young Guy One: Hey, I was just talking about you.
Young Guy Three: Um..okay. Damn, I could go for some prune juice.
Young Guy Two: You, you mean the fruit, right?
Young Guy Three: Fuck no, that shit is nasty. I'm talkin' 'bout the ladies.
Young Guy One: I told you so.
Young Guy Two: Ew.
by Obsidian April 24, 2005
mugGet the Prunemug.

pruning

when you finger something and let it linger inside until your finger looks like you been in a long shower
yo bro... i just pruned this chick last night.. my finger is all wrinkled now

definition: pruning or prune.. to leave your finger inside a moist area till it wrinkles
by ninjafaze420 December 20, 2019
mugGet the pruningmug.

Prune

Any person considered elderly under law who doesn't give a damn and has dimechia.
Sam Puckett "I'm going to juice that old prune "
by Bad blood June 13, 2015
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Prune

So i walk in the bedroom and there she is spread eagle showing off her prune.
by LBII March 19, 2008
mugGet the Prunemug.

PRUNE LOVE

An act involving an individual who likes to drill grannies ( consensually ) . If it is against their will , it is commonly referred to as prune rape .
We made prune love , and then I wheeled her back to the library
by namaste neil April 18, 2011
mugGet the PRUNE LOVEmug.

Prune-Tang

A very old ladies poontang; wrinkly and saggy. Also see: Flapjacks.
I loves me some prune-tang. Hmm, Hmm, tangy.
by Clayton & Erik March 25, 2004
mugGet the Prune-Tangmug.

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