poonswaggle

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.

That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.

by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008

poonshlogging

the act of taking a poon and shlogging the hell out of it

The kids were late for school again today due to an excessive amount of poonshlogging the previous night.

by Drey Petrozzi November 11, 2006

poonsabi

the best counterstrike to to hit the history of gaming

man, we just got poonsabi'd by those guys

by poonsabi November 1, 2008

moons-out-poons-out

When you go out with your boys on the night of a full moon in an effort to get laid.

"Yo man, let's hit the bars tonight! Harvest Moon! 'Moons-out-poons-out'!"

by kbeezyfomfsheezy March 14, 2017

Lele Pons

An ex viner who was very big. She is an asshole and only cares about views and money. Her content is for 2 year olds and no one else.

Man, Lele Pons stopped making videos, thank god.

by Hippopotamus x2 December 7, 2018

poonstang

Ford Mustang that gets many chicks.

Hey baby, let's hop in my poonstang and I'll take you on a ride!

by THE poonstanginator November 18, 2003

poons god

The end result if you turn "Snoop Dog" backwards in a certain way.

"Oh my god, am I the only one to notice that snoop dog turned backwards in a certain way spells poons god?!"

by Pisshead March 2, 2005